Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
My ego is too big
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak