There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
