Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I have an idea: I have no idea

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…