Love may never win but love always ties

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it