When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
When God closes one store He opens another
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
