The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
