If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

I changed My mind By following My heart

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code