The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I want what you want so I want a cow

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…