At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
