The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
