Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

I risked loss And lost; I win

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place