One thing I could do Was need control

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…