What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…