Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates