Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions