The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
