Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as