If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery