A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible