We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me