I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel