Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that