I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

There is no Status quo But there is Status