The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
