I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

I want what you want so I want a cow

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous