Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing