In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
