Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi