Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,