It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
