Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
