Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
“The human body generates more bio…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
God is the world’s only super-bower
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
