What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme