The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell