I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny