God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
