You keep the peace they get everything else
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
