Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious