Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Let there be light blight and hindsight

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power