The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine