For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Mating For Life Saved My
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
