The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever