My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Never Win Anything

I want what you want so I want a cow