I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret