Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

There Is Always Room For