You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Time is relentless. Are you?

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you