You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then