Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial