Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
