An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…