Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
