When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups