When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

I don’t get mad I get odd

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice