Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning