Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes