If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because