When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
