I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it