I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
