Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Time is relentless. Are you?

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact