Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting