The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
