Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Life is trying So Die trying
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
