I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

The less you need to control the more powerful you

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews