You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns