If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot