What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place