We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on
I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
