The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…