All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Time is relentless. Are you?
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
