A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
