It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

Life is trying So Die trying

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning